onionworld :: a place of my own

Saturday, April 30, 2005

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** Bubble Bubble **

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just how mushroommy* bubbles can become in a rubbish bin?

want spotless cleaning inclusive of bubble bath...use Morning Fresh! haha

Here I Am @ 4:09 AM

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** Here's My Room **

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here's my room...and its messy...
here's my room...and it never gets cleaned...
here's my room...and its the same in april as is in february...
here's my room...and i know i should clean...
here's my room...terrible terrible me...
here's my room...babi ben do you see your quilt???
here's my room...my bed sheets are washing...
here's my room...post cards on the wall i never show...
here's my room...my mom would freak...
here's my room...imagine my brother complaining...
here's my room...ek is complaining too...
here's my room...have u had a look at my living room???
here's my room...covered in essence of me...
here's my room...don't get me wrong...
here's my room...i'm a clean person if thats what u didn't know...
here's my room...no there's no rats...
here's my room...busy busy busy...

here's my room...
messy messy messy room...

hahaha...any volunteers to help me clean?

Here I Am @ 3:54 AM

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

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** Why Do Men Lie **

a friend posted this story on the friendster bulletin post...
i wonder to what extent the moral of this story is true...haha =P

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a
branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has
fallen into water.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared
with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the
woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron
axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and
gave him all three axes to keep, and the
woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and
asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord,
my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came
up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord
asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an
untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It
is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no'
to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with
Catherine Zeta Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her,
You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and
then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a
poor man and I will not be able to take care of all
three wives, so that's why I said yes this time."

The moral of the story is whenever a man lies,
it is for an honourable and useful reason.

Here I Am @ 9:37 PM

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** Autummn Autumn Fall Fall **

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autumn is here! fall is here! whatever you call it...winter is coming! soon yay* yay* yay*...just too bad it would never snow in melbourne! =(

and why am i so excited...time flies...and looking forward to winter holidays soon...aiyaiyai...no where near...

anyway i refurbished my blog...
the tag "onion" thanks to Andrew a.k.a Ghost*one

Here I Am @ 3:13 AM

Monday, April 18, 2005

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** I Have A Dream **

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the mind goes wondering...goes pondering...the world seems so small...and yet...it is to dream...

i have a dream...

Here I Am @ 4:49 PM

Friday, April 15, 2005

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** Err...Uncle ar...What Is... **

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err, uncle ar..i wanna ask you har, u know cask? those wine big big packet one...

cask? oo you mean cask wine! here i have something for you...this here, this is cask wine. it comes in 4 litres.

fuyuh 4 litres ah...damn alot lorh...haha, how much ah? which one is good ah?

its $12.95 for the whole packet. are you a new wine drinker? try this one first and when you want an upgrade, you come back to me and i'll get you the other one. try this.

smirk* smirk* $12 only wei! hahaha

** moral of the story **

never underestimate the power of 4 litre $12 wine...

Here I Am @ 10:57 AM

Thursday, April 14, 2005

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** Randomness Browsing **
was just browsing through the list of upcoming movies on apple.com, and i think there's a few movies worth catching...

Night Watch (trilogy)
Fanstastic Four
War Of The Worlds
Cinderalla Man
Sin City
Kung Fu Hustle (watched it back in malaysia..nice!)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Batman Begins
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
The Island
Diary Of A Mad Black Woman
The Nomi Song
The Year Of Yao

the last two movies are documentaries which i find interesting...sometimes i just enjoy the biographical shows...its something that relates back to reality...

Here I Am @ 1:49 PM

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

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** What Personality Tests Say About Me **

Your dating personality profile:

Religious - Faith matters to you. It is the foundation that you build your life upon. You trust that God has a plan for you.
Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active.
Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance.

Your date match profile:

Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.
Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Religious
2. Athletic
3. Stylish
4. Adventurous
5. Wealthy/Ambitious
6. Traditional
7. Conservative
8. Big-Hearted
9. Outgoing
10. Sensual

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Practical
2. Athletic
3. Outgoing
4. Traditional
5. Sensual
6. Big-Hearted
7. Adventurous
8. Religious
9. Conservative
10. Stylish

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

Here I Am @ 1:03 PM

Monday, April 11, 2005

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** Mamma Mia **

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the smash hit musical based on the songs of ABBA!
the gurantee get happy hit!

yea it is a smash hit, big selling musical ever produced...good hit songs from ABBA used and, yea, it made everyone happy.
yup the title of the poster says it all...which is true...i back it up =)

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here's my ticket to mamma mia that i watched yesterday!

my first ever musical. i've wanted to go for a musical for a long time, and its the best i've seen, althought its the only one i've seen actually =P

i now want to go for the circus quidum. i thought that its not showing anymore but i've checked...its showing till May 1st!

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anyone interested??? =D
this phrase chimes in my head now...

"money money money, in the city, in a rich man's world..."

Here I Am @ 11:18 PM

Sunday, April 10, 2005

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** Collingwood + Hot **

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dragged myself out of bed and went to collingwood yesterday..not just to enjoy myself...yea its for uni work! $*#%&*$^

hot day yesterday, but its just wonderful..being under the sun. nothing eventful happen, just feeling like a smoked salmon? haha

the photos says it all =)

Here I Am @ 3:22 PM

Saturday, April 09, 2005

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** Who Are The Gentlemen **

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which south east asian country + australiasia has the most gentlemanly guys?

are they australians?
are they new zealanders?
are they singaporeans?
are they malaysians?
are they bruneians?
are they indonesians?
are they philipinos?
are they vietnamese?

the fact being i'm hardly a nice guy (maybe i am), i'm no gentleman. i guess i have a long way to go before i am considered one. therefore i am who i am. at least i think i am...

so is being self-centered and selfish all i care about? hmm...or what???

Here I Am @ 3:59 PM

Thursday, April 07, 2005

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** Of Donkeys & Human **

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this is mun hong. he is a human being. he is someone i know.

this is donkey. it is a donkey. it is some animal i got to know.

what does mun hong and donkey have in comman?

do you see what i see?

Here I Am @ 11:02 PM

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

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** What Is Your Number **

You Are the Enthusiast

7

You are outgoing and playful - always seeing the happy side to life.

You're enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new.

Multi-talented, you do many things well... and find success easy.

You prefer to keep things light with others. Opening up is hard for you.

What number are you?

Here I Am @ 2:08 AM

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** Brush Away the Cobwebs...Wipe Away The Dust **

spiders scatter about, swirling, moulding, the bodily goo, from their sometimes huge backsides, dimensioning its domain, its lair, its booby trap, its masterpiece, the one leonardo cannot make...the COBWEB...

from mountains, crumbled down to boulders, hacked into pieces of stones, stone against stone, down to pebbles, the wind blowing, sweeping across here and there, sand became, a more microscopic form...the DUST...

what a way to start my new year blogging, by not starting on the strike of 12 o'clock on new year's eve. well to start again on february is definately a little late, so procrastinating has gotten over me....so what?

so here i am, writing my very first post for the year 2005. happy new year 2005 everyone! err...isn't it like a bit late for that? well here's a new layout, no more doggies to pee on everyone but a simple kaki green layout for an autumn feel...it is autumn now by the way.

**disclaimer**

anyone notice anything wrong with my post? this is not a trick question, post your answers on my tag board! =)

Here I Am @ 1:08 AM