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Sunday, January 22, 2006

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** Poo **

watching a baby poo poo was not how i would describe as the most interesting thing i've seen in my life...
and the interesting thing is, she poo-ed twice in 5 minutes...

hard job u have there johnQ...changing diapers... ; )

Here I Am @ 12:21 AM

Friday, January 20, 2006

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** Amanda **

great news...a new baby girl is in the world. and her name is Amanda. thats my cousins's new born daughter. all healthy and sweet. both mother and daughter are healthy. thats good news. God's blessings.
i'm sure my cousin is trilled to be a father for the first time. i still can remember his wedding last year. haha it was grand. i got to be the driver for his church reception. quite a big deal, having to memorized the route to the church in ipoh. then at the wedding reception i got to be the photographer. haha i got to play around with the nice SLR canon digtal camera. =)
they're coming this saturday, so i get to meet the new girl. i like babies, but i don't really know how to handle them. babies are cute and nice to look at. if u call me to hold a baby, i don't know how. what more change the diaper. i need a book on babies 101. oh well not now, i'm not having kids anytime soon. haha

Here I Am @ 2:21 AM

Saturday, January 14, 2006

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** Saturday Morning Blues **

today is a fine saturday morn, student sigh to the weekends, adults work half day...

as for i, another mundane day neither exciting nor boring. here i hang, on the tree of desire, basking in the gloriest of morning sunlight. little small droplets of heat tans my skin...oooh so gooooood its feels...

aaaeeeiiiiiiiiikkkkk!!

was that a scream i heard? just a small shriek i think. no big matter...as i slumber off into another sinful sleep...i know my partner to be near, no worries i think, camouflaged by the thick dark leaves...

that assumption was a mistake indeed, as men came along with sticks. whoopppp came swinging down...striking me as it did. it hit me! quick quick run! its calamity on our tails. luck be with my partner, as he slither tither towards another tree the fence. me on the other hand, had to hide among more leaves. "ugh...die la this time"...

whooppp whooppp the stick came again. they've found me! no more place to run, no more place to hide. this is the end. a gloriest saturday morn...time stands still...for me. the victim of this story...

they people whack and hit me till i'm a pulp of stick. aiyamah...dogs furthermore, tearing my body apart. at last, my eyes grows smaller...and i see my tail in front of me, on a portion of its own!

gone was the wind. i no longer live. thus was my mundane saturday morning...

note*
a tale of a snake sulking up on the longan tree

Here I Am @ 4:19 PM

Friday, January 06, 2006

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** Ouch...Is An Understatement **

Happy new year 2006! being out of scene for almost 4 month, i know i've lost some loyal readers (whoever those are). never fear, another year of excitement and joyous occasions...with lady luck on my side...lots of interesting encounters for another 12 months!

To begin a wonderful year of upcoming excitement, i went to have my wisdom tooth extracted. NO...i'm not having a swollen infectious ugly puss disease in my gums! the reason for it being my smart and wise tooth made its own decision to grow horizontally instead of staying in an upright position (why else would it be called wisdom tooth). resulting in food getting stuck in the valley of doom in between my upper tooth and the smarty pants tooth.

So to avoid the valley from being infested by yucky bacteria, smarty pants tooth has to say bye bye!

Was the ordeal painful? i have to say...the process of cutting the tooth is...more tedious than it is painful. i was given anesthetic to numb my mouth...its an interesting feeling, not being able to talk, and close your mouth up tight. and with the blood spillling out just like that. its like i'm suddenly dumb. i dont' even taste blood anymore. my tougue felt like a pickle stuck to my throat. the dentist would then cut my gums open, give it a disection. COOl i can't feel a thing! haha...(i was freaking out all the time la). ok she then use a diamond driller to cut my tooth.........then....THUG THUG THUG! urgh playing tug of war between the dentist and i....with the tooth as the so called rope. i have to tell ya...there was no fun to it...it took alot of tugging to finally yank smarty pants out. reason? smarty pants tooth is smarter than i thought! its root has a 90 degrees angle! blardy hell.

The aftermath of all that is when the numbness wore off...i can't open my mouth...i can't eat...i can't talk...its painful! what a terrible experience. my mouth constantly filled with blood from the oozing wound. might as well turn into a vampire and drink my own blood! i think i'll be like this for a week or so. i heard it'd be worst tmrw.....well we'll see.

i'm starving...no i don't want porridge...when can i eat char kuey teow?

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Here I Am @ 9:05 PM